Introduction and Explanation of version

so, first of all hi, second of all everyone is wondering why my name is sparks version 4.0, well to explain that i need to give some history. Sparks v1.0 was a cute little device that i used for tech stuff. He sadly fried himself royally and we were forced to bury him. When we replaced him i earned Sparks v2.0 who lasted me almost a full year, but like all good things it came to an end when a customer mistook a 1394 firewire motherboard standoff for that of a USB Stand off which incidentally fried sparks v2.0 and v3.0 leaving me with Sparks v4.0... And so it stands.